So my boss, Megan, just got a Twitter account.
Her: I only have 4 followers. How many do normal people have? How many do you have?
Me: I don't know, around 300-ish.
Her: Whoa!!
Co-worker: Don't get too excited, Megan, 270 of them are porno-bots.
Me: Goddammit you ruin everything.
Nov 3rd