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1. sarahkristenn reblogged this from jessicachu
2. tumblndice reblogged this from nicepants and added:

   Fuckin-A, man. Can’t even make it...7. Then the “will be tall” part was just rubbing it...

3. coolerthanthat reblogged this from hellofriend and added:

   Can’t wait for the inevitable response, a la “No Pigeons.”

4. nicepants reblogged this from hellofriend and added:

   scrape my brain out

5. dianeli reblogged this from jessicachu
6. tikayiyay reblogged this from carmenmariah
7. shaunbwilson reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:

   Let me get this straight… one of the things that snickerdoodle proposes every woman deserves is a man that is tall?

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11. ofcourse liked this
12. ryanluce reblogged this from trainwrecks and added:

    It’s ryanluce humor, it’s more sardonic...sarcastic. But undescribable. Follow

13. sailingonthesea liked this
14. hellofriend reblogged this from peterwknox and added:

    awesome. Seriously. Every female should, as...post says, “print this bad boy out, tack...

15. teenageaunt reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:

    I’d be lying if a good percentage of these apply to the next boy. I chuckle everytime I come upon one that the ex needs...

16. carmenmariah reblogged this from jessicachu and added:

    Should I really expect my boyfriend to possess...I don’t even possess? Yeah, I pretty much...

17. everythingbut reblogged this from peterwknox and added:

    These are generally fair points, but there’s room for superficial inconsistency if you’re together long enough or often...

18. squirrelly reblogged this from jessicachu and added:

    63 - Yes. 88 - Ew.

19. crowth reblogged this from thesophie and added:

    There’s 30 good reasons...remain single…

20. owlie liked this
21. moamy reblogged this from peterwknox and added:

    Actually, the perfect guy would build that skeeball lane and let you win your engagement ring with a big stack of...

22. madisonsweet liked this
23. dazzlingdelta reblogged this from mustanghalle and added:

    i like short guys. who the fuck cares?

24. thesophie reblogged this from peterwknox and added:

    I’m not so neurotic...whatever she-witch write this list. Still,

25. lizlet reblogged this from mdfsmash and added:

    Yeah, I think I just want the skeeball lane. And maybe one of those plastic rings that cost 100 tickets at your finer...

26. mdfsmash reblogged this from soupsoup and added:

    Can I have both?

27. laidbare reblogged this from peterwknox
28. peterwknox reblogged this from jesssica and added:

    leeshiebean:robot-heart:snickerdoodle...Ok, everyone’s reblogging this, and yes, there are...

29. katoleary reblogged this from robot-heart and added:

    Ca- can’t it be both? We are in a skee-ball league, so maybe the skee-ball lane would be a better investment. But it...

30. mustanghalle reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:

    i still don’t see what everyone’s problem is with short guys. I don’t think a tall man is something you “deserve”,...

31. awkwardcity reblogged this from jessicachu and added:

    I don’t mean to be snide, or self-congratulatory or anything...sort since I’m actually a...

32. bryanboova reblogged this from soupsoup and added:

    Imagine how much better it would be for whomever the emotionally challenged, non-self validating person that came up...

33. sarahchristine reblogged this from jessicachu and added:

    Not to be difficult, but not everybody deserves all...awesome going on yourself. You get

34. beautifulyou reblogged this from jessicachu
35. jessicachu reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:

    A list of 100 qualities that your next boyfriend/significant other would have compiled into one master list. Seriously...

36. startingoveragainandagain liked this
37. debacle reblogged this from leeshiebean and added:

    these. But I honestly do not think a single man exists out there with all...these...

38. jesssica reblogged this from leeshiebean and added:

    robot-heart:snickerdoodle These are

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40. jilllian reblogged this from soupsoup and added:

    “perfect” man and expect him to land on your doorstep. Yes, we all, men and women both, make our little lists of desired...

41. katieschenk reblogged this from soupsoup and added:

    I haven’t read this yet, but I would much rather have a skeeball lane. I mean, really. Come on. If some guy blindfolded...

42. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from baxterp2 and added:

    As objectively as I can, I think I pass over 70% of those easily. The “good with money” and “be more satisfied with his...

43. catnoises reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:

    Strikethrough-I don’t agree./Doesn’t matter. Normal-Agree. Bold-Hardcore Agree. My Next Boyfriend… 1. …will not cheat on...

44. soupsoup reblogged this from trainwrecks and added:

    I’d prefer the skeeball lane, if thats cool with her.

45. leeshiebean reblogged this from robot-heart and added:

    Jon and I just read through the whole list together. Man, I’m lucky I found him before some other girl scooped him up....

46. baxterp2 reblogged this from trainwrecks and added:

    Can I have Buckhunter instead?

47. oooohindiekid reblogged this from ryanluce and added:

    Yes, but take into account who’s actually writing that shit. We all know the “writers” at The Frisky are a bunch of vain...

48. missworld reblogged this from trainwrecks and added:

    Holy shit…all in one man? Lemme know if you find him ‘cause this is a Judd Apatow movie waiting to happen. I am wary of...

49. ryanluce reblogged this from trainwrecks and added:

    Straight up. Lets be honest. Diamond ring, which basically is a guarantee your ass won’t be gettin any vag through...

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51. robot-heart reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:

    snickerdoodle For Kellen:...Although the whole thing is pretty good.

52. daysgobye reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:

    #6!!! Thanks ex-boyfriend for getting high before our dates…

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